The Switch (July 2/12)
A conventional yet entertaining romantic comedy, The Switch follows Jason Bateman's Wally Mars as he's forced to stand idly by as his best friend (Jennifer Aniston's Kassie) prepares to have a baby with a sperm donor (Patrick Wilson's Roland) - despite the fact that Wally and Kassie clearly have romantic feelings for one another. It's Wally's drunken decision to switch Roland's sperm sample with his own that kicks the movie's shopworn plot into motion, as Wally is inevitably forced to confront his true feelings for Kassie after it becomes increasingly clear that he is the father of her son. It's immediately clear that directors Josh Gordon and Will Speck aren't looking to reinvent the wheel here, as the filmmakers have infused The Switch with an almost excessively familiar feel that's initially offset by the lighthearted atmosphere and Bateman's expectedly charismatic performance. (Aniston, on the other hand, is as stiff and unconvincing as ever.) The decidedly intriguing (and somewhat impossible-to-predict) plot twist involving Wally's switch effectively injects the proceedings with a burst of energy, and it's clear that the film, once it jumps ahead several years, gets plenty of mileage out of the palpable chemistry between Bateman's character and his five-year-old son (Thomas Robinson's Sebastian). There's little doubt, however, that the hackneyed turns in Allan Loeb's screenplay become more and more difficult to stomach as time progresses, with the movie's inevitable transformation into a stereotypical romcom, complete with a love triangle and fake break-up, ensuring that it ultimately peters out to a rather demonstrable degree. Still, The Switch, for the most part, comes off as a passable endeavor that benefits substantially from Bateman's ongoing efforts (as well as the efforts of an off-kilter supporting cast that includes Jeff Goldblum and Juliette Lewis).
Ted (July 7/12)
The first feature by Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane, Ted follows affable 35-year-old slacker John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) as he's eventually forced to choose between Ted (MacFarlane), his fun-loving, sentient teddy bear, and his longtime girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis). MacFarlane, along with cowriters Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild, opens Ted with a remarkably engaging and entertaining prologue that immediately lures the viewer into the proceedings, with the lighthearted atmosphere subsequently perpetuated by charismatic performances and a smattering of genuinely hilarious comedic set pieces. (In terms of the former, it's the chemistry between John and Ted that stands as the movie's most potent weapon and one ultimately can't help but wish that MacFarlane had included more of their easygoing exploits.) There does reach a point, however, at which Ted's incongruously lackadaisical pace begins to become problematic, with the continuing emphasis on palpably needless subplots (eg Lori's dealings with her sleazy boss, Ted's efforts at avoiding a creepy collector, etc) ensuring that the film demonstrably runs out of steam as it rolls into its flabby midsection. (This is to say nothing of the hopelessly melodramatic stretch that occurs towards the end, as MacFarlane offers up a pair of fake break-ups that are nothing short of disastrous.) And although the movie picks up for its bizarre (yet effective, admittedly) action-oriented climax, Ted is, in the end, a terminally uneven and barely-passable debut from MacFarlane that, when compared to his superior work in television, can't help but come off as a serious disappointment.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (July 7/12)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter follows the title character (Benjamin Walker) as he discovers that vampires are planning to take over the United States (and are, in fact, responsible for the death of his beloved mother), with the movie subsequently detailing Lincoln's progression from fledgling assassin to vampire-killing politician. It's an admittedly (and blatantly) ridiculous premise that's employed to surprisingly watchable effect at the outset, with Walker's strong performance initially compensating for the less-than-accomplished special effects and for Timur Bekmambetov's consistently wrongheaded directorial choices. (Bekmambetov's ineptness is especially problematic during the movie's action-oriented sequences, as the filmmaker suffuses such moments with a myriad of momentum-killing tricks - including handheld camerawork and an overuse of slow motion.) It's clear, too, that the movie benefits substantially from the chemistry between Lincoln and his mentor, Dominic Cooper's Henry, and there's little doubt that the film is, generally speaking, at its best during the pair's irresistibly over-the-top training sessions. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter doesn't begin to palpably begin to wear out its welcome until somewhere around the halfway mark, as the comparatively low-key nature of the protagonist's exploits are jettisoned in favor of an increasingly (and incongruously) epic story involving vampires in the Civil War. It's tedious stuff that results in a progressively stagnant atmosphere; once the movie rolls into its overblown, special-effects heavy, and flat-out interminable climax, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has finally established itself as a missed opportunity that's rarely, if ever, as much fun as its title might've indicated.
Celeste & Jesse Forever (July 28/12)
Written by Rashida Jones and Will McCormack, Celeste & Jesse Forever follows married couple Celeste (Jones) and Jesse (Andy Samberg) as they attempt to remain close friends despite their decision to divorce. (It goes without saying, of course, that complications ensue as both characters begin to date other people.) Filmmaker Lee Toland Krieger does a superb job of immediately luring the viewer into the pervasively affable proceedings, with the almost compulsively watchable atmosphere heightened by the two leads' charismatic work and by the inclusion of several laugh-out-loud funny instances of comedy. (In terms of the latter, Elijah Wood, cast as Celeste's colleague, puts a frequently hilarious spin on the gay-best-friend stereotype.) It doesn't hurt, either, that Jones and McCormack's screenplay boasts plenty of relatable truths that effectively elevate the film above its similarly-themed brethren, and, by that same token, the sprinkling of genuinely moving moments (eg Celeste delivers a touching speech at a friend's wedding) within the narrative ensures that Celeste & Jesse Forever possesses more depth and resonance than one might've expected. The engaging vibe does, generally speaking, compensate for the movie's somewhat underwhelming third act, with the continuing emphasis on Celeste's rock-bottom exploits draining, to a certain extent, the energy from the otherwise engrossing proceedings. It's worth noting, however, that the whole thing does recover for an admittedly strong finish, with the end result a better-than-average romantic comedy that benefits substantially from the efforts of its personable stars.